1.
tyle is a way to say who you are without
speaking.
2.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and
personality.
3.
What people say to your face is not a problem.
The problem is what they say behind your back.
4.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they
can change the world are the ones who do.
5.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude
deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
6.
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a
CHAIR.
7.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my
seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
8.
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
9.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
10.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
11.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
12.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
13.
Always remember you are unique, just like
everyone else.
14.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing
relationship with my BED.
15.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off
at the same time.
16.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go
anywhere until you change it.
17.
Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
18.
I tried being like you, my personality didn't
like it.
19.
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can
feel HUNGRY.
20.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
21.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
22.
I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your
opinion.
23.
If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more
letters.
24.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be
Positive.
25.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD
it in half and put it back in your pocket.
26.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't
talk for a year and half.
27.
DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
28.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
29.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will
understand me better.
30.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF
don't have.
31.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google...They Should
Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
32.
Every problem comes with some solution...If it
doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
33.
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am
superhero for my GF.!
34.
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They
Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
35.
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?
It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
36.
I have no time to hate people... who hate me...
because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
37.
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
38.
I don't need to explain myself because, I know
I'm right.
39.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side,
your side and the right side.
40.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can
switch it off...
41.
'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if
tomorrow is last one...
42.
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind!
Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
43.
I don't care what people think or say about me!
44.
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We
Can't Learn Best.
45.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,
Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
46.
Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your
online then, why aren't you msg me!
47.
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't
Depend on other..!
48.
Every people is a intelligent, When he work
Hard!
49.
Please don't get confused between my my attitude
& personality!
50.
If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It
only means that you are 'Above them'.
51.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
52.
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath
me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
53.
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status
!
54.
Work until you don't have to, introduce
yourself.
55.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing
pain.
56.
People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and
rest,just noise..
57.
Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and
'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
58.
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my
status...
59.
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus'
in my heart...
60.
There comes a point in life, when you realize
who really matters, who never did, and who always will...
61.
I miss the days when I was put my head on my
desk...
62.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason
for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
63.
When you care about someone, their happiness
matters more than yours.!!
64.
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to
keep them close to you..
65.
Good thing is listening a new song is that it
doesn't remind you of anyone...
66.
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at
Night...
67.
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
68.
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the
person inside who makes you beautiful...
69.
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled
and replied, She is fine..
70.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your
software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !
71.
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and
stay classy..
72.
I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy
loving people who love me.
73.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
74.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
75.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
76.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own
FONT.
77.
Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just
wore it J.
78.
So you're checking my status.. :D
79.
My _|_ salutes you.
80.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
81.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
82.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the
things people say you can't ;)
83.
I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.
84.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by
leaving early.
85.
May my enemies live a long life to see my
success.
86.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my
friends.
87.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
88.
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
89.
Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills
them.
90.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and
my class a lady J
91.
If you think I am BAD than you're wrong, I am
the worst.
92.
I never insult people I only tell them what they
are.
93.
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
94.
I am single as my love story is being written by
god and he is busy is making it best.
95.
I am not changed it's just I grew up and you
should try too.
96.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't
like my posts.
97.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't
come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!
98.
Attitudes are more important than facts.
99.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone
else choose it for you.
100.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude
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